Thursday, June 16, 2011

dear impatient blonde speeding on george bush,

believe it or not, i was you once upon a time. in fact, if i’m not paying attention every moment i’m driving, i still am. with that being said:

1. get off my rear end. yes, i am in the fast lane. i am also going fast (according to cops, but probably not you)—5 over the speed limit to be exact.

2. quit motioning for me to move lanes. if you want to drive 90, then move your (not-so) happy little bum AROUND ME. there are three lanes and i’m entitled to choose which one i would like to drive in. stop being lazy and stop thinking you own the road.

if you are going drive at a ridiculously unsafe speed, then you can at least have the decency to avoid other people and not leave it up to us to avoid you. thanks and have a super day.

sincerely,

the red-head with way too many tickets in her past

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